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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Key Catastrophe

Does anyone else find it incredibly annoying that the dorm bathrooms require a key and a combination to get in?! Seriously, I cannot stand it. Let me explain my hatred through a brief history lesson ...

Flashback a few weeks ago. I wake up around 10 am and my room is spinning. Like seriously, I am so nauseous I feel like my bed is on a tilt-a-whirl. After dragging myself out of bed and searching my messy dresser for my key, I realize I am going to vomit, and its going to happen SOON. As I am located towards the end of the hall, I start SPRINTING to the bathroom. Well, as I am annoyingly swiping my keycard and typing in my 4-digit passcode, my first round of puke comes up and bam, there it is on the bathroom door. Lovely. Not only am I sick to my stomach, now I have to clean up the door before any of my hallmates need to use the toilet.

Flashback two. I was sleeping in another building in my male friend's room (JUST a friend, I SWEAR). Well, its the middle of the night and I wake up and realize I REALLY have to pee. I poke my friend a few times but to no success .. he sleeps like a freakin rock. Anyway, being the genius that I am, I realize I can walk to the lobby of the dorm and pee in the public bathroom. But seriously, if the bathroom door was just a normal door, I could have just walked out of the room and peed with no trek up 3 flights of stairs and no brainstorming necessary.

Seriously, JUST LET ME USE THE BATHROOM!

-Anonymous

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